Gee, I wish I knew.

Anybody wanna buy a house?

Hubby is working his hiney off….and will be receiving a 10% pay cut starting July 1.

Wubby gets a good lead on a job and discovers that you can get booted if you don’t follow through. Duh!

Baby girl doesn’t do her project, the teacher isn’t concerned, and even if she needed to go to summer school, there isn’t any because, now that we have the education lottery, there isn’t enough money to fund summer school.

Where can I find blueprints for building an ark? Wait…I know this one. Genesis.

What is the air speed velocity of an un-laden swallow? And before you ask, I don’t know if it’s African or European.